A wife was making a
breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst
into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh
my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM
NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The
wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I
just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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